Ahoy! today be natter like a pirate day so if ye be natterin' like one then ye had better be dressing like a one as well... get yer best pirate clothes on 'n count yer doubloons... it prolly better nah t' ravage 'n ransack yer scallywags 'n neighbors 'cause tomorrow ye will 'ave t' give it all back...
pirate snowdog? |
so get skewerin' those gizzard ye salty sea bass.. it'll be grand fer tea tonight
rather then actually ransackin' hearties perhaps ye can jus' trade insults.if yer need insults heres some t' start yer off
''we'll rip an'burn yer Jolly roger, ye salty,pox-faced kraken...''
''yer a scurvy- infested bilgedrinken' swab''
''yer a sorry black spotted nattering wretch''
so tell yer wenches, mates, husbands 'n beauties cook some pirate grub drink yer rum 'n sin' some sea shanties...
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